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behindbobsburgers:

Listen! Loren Bouchard breaks down the Bob’s Burgers theme song layer by layer on the Song Exploder podcast.

And plays the full version you haven’t heard.

YES I’VE BEEN LEARNING THIS TOO

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This is literally how I feel with music now. My coworker who is two years younger than me didn’t know any TLC songs other than Waterfalls.

I was just like…what?

She then told me that I like ‘black people music’ to which I laughed at. But then realized its kinda true bc popular music is a lot of white people now. and djs.

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"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."
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"I’m a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don’t trust diamonds and gold."
- Eartha Kitt

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overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.


clicked the link, read this:During preliminary marriage rites, Roman brides are supposed to have straddled the phallus of Mutunus to prepare themselves for intercourse, according to Church Fathers who interpreted this act as an obscene loss of virginity.[1] Arnobius says that Roman matrons were taken for a ride (inequitare) on Tutunus’s “awful phallus” with its “immense shameful parts”,[2] but other sources specify that it is brides who learned through the ritual not to be embarrassed by sex: “Tutinus, upon whose shameful lap sit brides, so that the god seems to sample their shame before the fact”

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

clicked the link, read this:

During preliminary marriage rites, Roman brides are supposed to have straddled the phallus of Mutunus to prepare themselves for intercourse, according to Church Fathers who interpreted this act as an obscene loss of virginity.[1] Arnobius says that Roman matrons were taken for a ride (inequitare) on Tutunus’s “awful phallus” with its “immense shameful parts”,[2] but other sources specify that it is brides who learned through the ritual not to be embarrassed by sex: “Tutinus, upon whose shameful lap sit brides, so that the god seems to sample their shame before the fact”

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blazepress:

Chill Out With These Awesome Relaxing GIFs

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am I the only person who has always hated President Fitzgerald in Scandal?

I just stared watching the show yesterday. totally regretting it everytime Olivia hooks up with the dumbshit.

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